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There once was a guy from Nantucket,
So old he just about kicked the bucket.
When he was spry and in his way,
He had sex each and every day.

Now, of course, women are rare,
Because this old guy has no hair.
His constricted joints are awful and hard,
And his belly is nothing but a sack of lard.

Of course it could be said for all you,
He wants to start this one life anew.
But do women want a man with an aged heart?
Or are they just against that old fart.

Yes, when he was young and in his prime,
He would have sex all the time.
Now he is old and awfully Gray,
And he can't remember having sex any day.